Another Tree Ovary

More than a half-Mexican mango, and not a hydrothermal worm.

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lettherebedoodles:

Hiccup: Afternoon, m’lad, where have you been?

Arvid: Oh, winning races. What else? Where have you been?

Hiccup: Avoiding my Mom.

(( Yessss, I’m finally branching out from Disney… (don’t get too excited though, I’m probably not going to make a habit out of this. ;) ). Here’s my tribute to HTTYD 2, because GUUUUUHHHHHHH!!!!!! *flails* IT WAS SO GOOD!!!!! <3<3<3

Also, I kept Hiccup’s name the same because… Hiccup. XD <3 ))

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a special message for a very special someone

thestoutorialist:

averypottermormon:

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hey

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you

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dont you dare think

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for even a second

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that nobody saw you

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when you decided this waS AN ACCEPTABLE WAY TO PARK YOUR VEHICLE BECAUSE I SAW IT OKAY I FUCKING SAW IT YOUR CRAPPY PARKING JOB IS ON GOOGLE MAPS IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE WORLD

how did you find this

CONSTANT VIGILANCE

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Filed under ok but the parking lot is empty I still laughed long post

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americanninjax:

screaming-fan-girl:

neener-nina:

robothousecomix:

sestren:

kakasbal:

cuesgonewrong:

szhismine:

benderdj:

Artist - makanidotdot

Jdiwhwhzbbdjajshhdbdbahhsnd

THIS HAS GOTTEN SAD

WHY

FIRST I WAS LIKE THIS IS SO CUTE
THEN I WAS LIKE THIS IS UNFAIR

This is why technosexuality/robosexuality is so sweet and tragic. I wish more people understood these feels.

You meat bags create us as a silly attempt of Immortality.  Something you hope will exist long after you are gone, to prove that you once existed.

And yet you burden us with memory of your existence.

Such a lovely and cruel evil…

*GROSS SOBBING*

Wow yeah no that’s okay

I needed to start my day off with a broken heart, thanks i-i

We all realize this is also the best case scenario of GLTAS feels, right?

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Filed under I'M NOT CRYING NOPE mass effect REALLY THOUGH STARTED SO CUTE was still cute at the end ok but still these feelings will not stop

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clothing adjustments that need to happen

sassmasstersatan:

merlsemrys:

runningbox11:

• shirts actually designed for girls with larger chests
• plus size clothing ACTUALLY intended to accommodate plus size people not just scaled up littler clothing
• clothes for tall people that won’t ride up
• pants for people with no butts
• cute bras in bigger sizes
•the fashion industry’s understanding that there’s lots of body types and every body type deserves to feel good in the clothes they wear

pockets

Fucking pockets

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erennjaegers:

Today I was at work and this like 13 year old kid came in with a snk jacket so I was all omg I really like your jacket and his face like lit up and he smiled and turned to his friend and was all “she gets it! She gets it!” and his friend just sighed and kinda shook his head and I think that perfectly describes the friendship between an anime watcher and a non-anime watcher

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